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Calm Crate ships premium ergonomic accessories to remote software engineers — timed to the exact moment burnout is about to strike. Powered by your GitHub and LinkedIn activity.
The Method
Link your GitHub and LinkedIn. We read your commit cadence, late-night pushes, and career milestones — the digital fingerprints of overwork.
Our model identifies recurring burnout patterns: the sprint that always wrecks February, the crunch that follows every launch. Quietly, precisely.
A curated box of premium ergonomic accessories lands on your doorstep before the peak hits — not after. The right gear, at the right moment.
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Who It's For
You earn well. You work hard. And somewhere between the third late-night deploy and the Monday standup, your wrists started talking back. Calm Crate is designed specifically for you: high-output, remote-first engineers who take their craft seriously enough to protect their body.
You work from home, and your workspace is where you live.
You value quality tools. Cheap gear insults your work.
Your GitHub graph doesn't lie. Neither does your body.
You've felt the crash. You'd rather prevent it than recover.
The Crate
Not a random assortment. A deliberate selection of premium ergonomic tools, curated by occupational therapists and timed by data — so it arrives before your body tells you it needed it.
Anatomically fitted, memory foam
Adjustable, tool-free, solid aluminum
Physiotherapist-designed anchors
Eye care, stretch tools, ambient aids
Early Access
We're launching with a limited cohort of early subscribers. Join the waitlist and get priority access — plus a founding member discount.
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